Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks your an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
I used to have a handle on life...
but it broke off.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is way too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Your Mother can always call you back!
WANTED:
Meaningful overnight relationship.
